Because shit’s been crazy lately, I feel the need to remind everyone of Peter Hale: Fashion Consultant.
I don’t think he was doing this just to be creepy.
I think he was genuinely concerned about Allison’s fashion choices. He saw an impending fashion emergency and felt compelled to fix it.
My favorite thing is that she bought the motherfucking dress.
Peter Hale: distracted from his evil mission by an imminent fashion crisis.
Sudden image of an upcoming showdown between Derek and Peter, frantically interrupted by Stiles:
“Guys! Stop! Wait, I - I’m wearing black shoes and a brown belt!”
Peter clutches his chest, looking heartbroken, as a single tear runs down his perfectly moisturized cheek.
Back to school shopping is never the same once Peter joins the pack.
Never. the same.
In season 3, Peter gives Stiles that much needed make-over, making sure he still stays true to himself while accentuating all his assets. Stiles finally gets that date with Danny. Derek and/or Isaac punch Peter in the face.
Bonus points for Jackson being Peter’s fashion muse - about which Jackson gets unbelievable smug, and he pouts for a week when Peter drops him like a hot potato for Lydia.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EXCEPT: I LOVE THIS FANDOM.
Are all the Hales this fussy about fashion? Sure would explain Derek’s weird tendency to make leather uniforms for his pups. Damn.
The real reason Peter came back from the dead:
Stiles was wearing way too much plaid and he seriously wants to give the boy a makeover.
